Bug Bodies Biscuits
Mildly GrossA variety of seasonal offerings from the yard
Safe to see without gagging.
If it smells awful to you,
it's a gourmet snack for your dog.
Our chief procurement officer travels from the peaks of the world to the end of your street to source these gourmet delights. Each cookie is sniff and taste tested to ensure a 'reek' reaction from you. We are sure your pups will love these treats named things they love... just don't tell them they are healthy snacks... we don't want to disappoint them.
- Sniff & Taste Tested for Maximum Reek
- Peak-to-Street Sourced Ingredients
- Dog-Approved Healthy Snacks
Interactive Grossness Scale
The Bark-O-Meter
Each treat is rated on our official Bark-O-Meter scale. Tap a grossness level or click a tab below to inspect the full menu of gourmet stinkers!
Official Bark-O-Meter Ratings
Overheard at the Dog Park
Uncensored Customer Reviews
Real quotes from dogs who pretend to listen and the humans who paid for the stink.
“Sit Happens.”
“Bribes for Good Boys.”
“Snacks for Dogs Who Pretend to Listen.”
“Small-Batch Ingredients. Unlike Your Dog’s Hygiene.”
“Treats for Dogs With Main-Character Energy.”
Meet the Chief Taste Testers
The fur-coated quality control department
Every batch gets reviewed by the only two executives who matter: one polished dapper boy and one relentless crumb specialist.
Chief Procurement Officer / CEO
Sir Rusty
Sir Rusty travels from the peaks of the world to the end of your street to source these gourmet delights. Each cookie is sniff and taste tested under his strict supervision to ensure maximum reek factor!
Chief Procurement Officer & Taste Tester
Head of Quality Assurance & Crumb Cleanup
Barnaby Fluffington
Barnaby handles floor sanitation, surprise taste inspections, and any inventory that accidentally lands within a six-foot radius. His standards are suspiciously low and extremely consistent.
Verified Crumb Inspector
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